2. No More Cold Pizza
Pizza is good! Pizza is Life! However, when that last slice of pizza get cold, a part of your soul dies.
Yes, you can also eat it cold, and the chances are it will still taste good. Not having an oven or a microwave around is a situation many college students face.
You can barely remember the last time you had to iron those shirts for that last interview. Supplement your quest for heat with a blow dryer and your pizza will be back to a temperature suitable for eating in no time at all.
The only risk here is to forget your appliances on and burn to the ground the entire campus. We put aside some tears remembering those glorious frat years.