Sororities are an interesting social phenomenon. Why? Because you take the weirdness of one girl and multiple it hundreds of times.
Humans are social by nature. If a girl does a stupid thing and lives to tell the story, other will soon retrace her steps. This is how sororities were born. To allow regular girls to be in close contact with older wild heavy-boozing marriage breakers.
You need to read this article if you are dying to understand the gruesome ritual of hazing. Once you finish, you will be able to decipher the intricate semantic of every sorority photo. Girls don’t keep their hands in weird positions for nothing.
Read this before it disappears! The girls at Alpha Beta Delta want it deleted already! We said too much.
1. When You Dress As Starbucks Coffee Cups
As you can, sorority girls obsess over Starbucks.
Nothing yells “I am in a sorority!” more than showing up in class 15 minutes after the teacher, accompanied by all the other sisters, each holding a huge cup of coffee.
The four girls in the image took their obsession to a whole new level. They volunteered to be served as coffee to anyone hoping to give up the drug.
Takes notes about this. You can hurt a sorority girl if you call her “fat” or “big-boned.” She prefers the label “Venti.” Of course, we don’t even consider the remote possibility of you dating a “Trenta.”
Stay tuned for even more photos that show just what it means to be part of a sorority. It’s more than having Greek letters on your shirt!