Sororities are an interesting phenomenon. You take the weirdness of one girl and multiple it hundreds of times.
Women are social by nature. If a girl does a stupid thing and lives to tell the story, younger ones will soon retrace her steps. That is why sororities were born. To allow good girls to come in close contact with older heavy-boozing role models.
1. When You Dress As Starbucks Coffee Cups
As you can, sorority girls obsess over Starbucks.
Nothing yells “I am in a sorority!” more than showing up in class 15 minutes after the teacher, accompanied by all the other sisters, each holding a huge cup of coffee.
The four girls in the image took their obsession to a whole new level. They volunteered to dress as coffee cups.
Take notes about this! You can hurt a sorority girl if you call her “fat” or “big-boned.” She prefers the label “Venti.” Of course, we don’t even consider the remote possibility of you dating a “Trenta.”
Stay tuned for even more photos that show just what it means to be part of a sorority. It’s more than having Greek letters on your shirt!
2. When You Accidentally Join The KKK. It Will Be Fun They Said!
We can’t hope but notice that little Stacey on the right did not read the full “terms and conditions” of the sorority she joined.
Given her ethnic background, she made the worse decision possible. The Triple Kappa organization did not play nicely with minorities throughout its history.
Don’t let the costumes fool you. What you see is just their casual Friday attire. You can see them wearing their infamous white cloaks all the other days.
Our hopes and prayers go towards Stacey. Her white sister will most likely go hard on her, testing if she is prepared to make the commitment.
Who said that being part of a sorority is all fun and games? Take a look at the next strange custom that might make your daughter think twice!
3. When You Perform Strange Masonic Gestures
For an untrained eye, the girls recreated the logo of their Greek sorority.
However, the strange hand gesture might represent something else. That sorority house holds one sinister secret. Sisters also seek affiliation to the elite that rules our world from the shadow.
The giant Illuminati symbol suggests both the unity of the group and its internal harmony.
Being part of a sisterhood has its uncomfortable moments. They all wanted the next photo deleted!
4. When You Sit In An Awkward Sorority Sandwich
The photo is as embarrassing as it gets.
Most sorority girls grow to regret the things they do during the college years. Dressing like your other sisters and holding each other might look like innocent fun at first sight. The truth is disturbing.
Those girls never got the chance to go on date because that photo leaked on social media, making them look like weirdos from the last century.
Cosplay is a new addition to sorority traditions. The next pic shows an awful way to do it.
5. When You Dress As Retarded Minions
We all love Minions. However, there is something deeply disturbing about these girls using plastic cups for the eyes.
Don’t get us wrong. We do appreciate the shorts and the cute faces. What we don’t like is that these girls force you to stare into their hollow eyes.
Just imagine taking your prepubescent boy for a stroll in the park and coming across this awkward dress-up. You can bet on instant childhood ruined.
Greek sororities adore game day fun. Check out how a bunch of sorority girls ruined a baseball match for the rest of the crowd.
6. When You Watch Baseball With All The Sisters
When a group of sorority girls scored some free tickets from the MLB, no one thought it would end this way.
They were so interested in taking hundreds of group selfies that the match fell second. The photo went viral, showing once more the women’s limited ability of understanding sports.
On the right, you have a classic example of a duck face. Although it grew unpopular because of the mocking it attracted, it remained a habit for girls her age.
Even so, the cameraman had real trouble focusing on what was happening down on the field. Who wants to see a home-run when you have a bunch of sorority girls outside their natural habitat?
Everyone knows the sorority squat. Ruining young knees since forever.
7. When You Do The Sorority Squat
Nothing beats the sorority squat!
We don’t know who launched this hilarious trend, but girls all over the country put their weak knees to a severe test each time they assemble for a group photo.
We get it why it is important to stay like that. However, it is important to address one issue. Squatting it’s simple for short girls and turns into a nightmare when you are a 1.85m diva on high heels.
Substance abuse is mandatory if you want to have fun. The next pic shows some sisters gone wild.
8. When You Let Alcohol Run Trough You
They are out of control, and nothing will stop them.
Everyone likes to talk about fraternity boys and their boozing orgies. Surprisingly, girls have the same potential to go wild and set aside those useless inhibitions.
Of course, beyond a certain point, things get messy. Girls and alcohol share a well-known history of bad decisions. What starts with a wine stein on your favorite dress ends with you best friend holding your head as you grace the toilet with the partly digested lunch.
Check out how a sorority photo foresees future careers!
9. When You Train To Become A Waitress
Sororities are always keen on preparing their girls for what’s awaiting them at the end of college.
Check that agonizing economy again! We are heading towards a moment when having a higher degree would be mandatory for a waitress.
In the meantime, the girls seen here prepare those weak biceps for the heavy trays of food. Who wouldn’t tip those them for their gorgeous smiles?
Of course, there might be another key to reading this pic. Showing that you belong to the same organization requires a lot of effort. Not only do the girls have to dress the same, but they are bound to imitate each other’s gesture like a flock of geese.
Still not impressed? Check out an awful cosplay that shows the nasty side of sororities they will never put up on that poster.
10. When You Do An Awful Spice Girls Cosplay
Forget about the stereotype that all sorority girls have a good taste for couture.
If you think the Spice Girls are part of the past, you are wrong. The pop music phenomenon still has some aftershocks. When nothing comes to mind for that 90s party, getting all posh always does the trick.
One thing doesn’t add up, though. Last time we checked, there was no Asian Spice alongside Melanie Brown. Also, Victoria Beckham on the left looks like she went through some second rounds at the cafeteria.
Sororities are like packs of wolves. The only difference is that they don’t kill their weaker members. They just let them have their deranged fun, with the only condition of not wearing the Greek letters.
Let’s move on to a photo that is equally embarrassing. A strange ritual shows why sorority is no place to show mercy for the weak!
11. When The Girls Destroy The Wedding For You
Being in a sorority means you get to tease other members in crucial moments.
Take this photo for example. It deviates from traditional wedding photography with a confusing message addressed to the groom.
Of course, another unwritten sorority rule is that you can’t hold any grudge, even when your best friends plot to compromise you on what was supposed to be the happiest day of your life.
You will be happy to know that the next sorority photo shows the same gesture in a different context. The possibilities are endless.
12. When You Perform The Unbreakable Bond
Sisters use every photo opportunity to remind each other how supportive they should be.
Boys would play Rock Paper Scissors. Girls use their fingers for something else. The awkward hand gestures are supposed to symbolize the unity of the clan.
Or is it? Theories claiming that sororities are in fact decoys for secret organizations should not be dismissed completely. Until the next Rosetta Stone will be found, we can only attempt to guess the hidden message.
Let’s move on to something less metaphoric. The next girls are a disgrace for their sorority!
13. When You Don’t Feel The Burn
Let’s face it! Not all sorority photos have that special charm.
Even with the short jeans and flaming letters, the chemistry is simply not there. Maybe it has something to do with trying too much.
They might not tell you when you sign up, but you need to be outgoing and a bit perky to do a good job in promoting your sorority. Do you know what this photo achieved?
It will keep all the hot girls away from A ∑ T, helping the organization spiral down to utter obscurity. Things can get so wrong that the board might decide to switch genders. Although it sounds unbelievable, sororities that fail miserably become fraternities.
Check out the next pic! It doesn’t get weirder!
14. When You Beg For It
There is a simple reason why those girls look so desperate.
Sororities rely on attracting fresh students each year and their house needs to be as hospitable as possible. The shot belongs to a promotional video that went viral for an obvious reason.
Those girls look like they are begging for something else. It is a bit too much if you ask us. That pack of hungry females is far from making potential new members feel comfortable.
The last photo on the list shows once more how important are choreographies for sorority members. The way they twist and bend their bodies is utterly hilarious.
15. When You Do A “Skinny Arm” Pose
Taking thousands of photos with your besties is the coolest part of joining a sorority.
When you are with your kind, no one will judge for spending more time creating your social media image than studying. Girls of all ages know how important it is to show body proportions to potential partners.
All you need to highlight those skinny arms is to roll up the sleeves and put your hand on your hip. The more sisters are mimicking the gesture, the better.