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Jul 20, 2016

18 Sexiest Cosplays That Fooled Pokémon GO Players

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Either we are talking about car drivers, officers on duty, or just kids trespassing, “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!” are the words of the day. 

For those who thought that the past should be left buried, Pokémon GO provided one of the greatest comebacks in recorded history.

Trying to catch as many Pokémon as possible puts you face to face with a strange mix between reality and fiction. If you are assaulted by news of people getting in trouble for keeping their eyes stuck on the little monsters, you should take a look at the sexy side of the Pokémon GO phenomenon.

Pokémon trainers often stumble upon hot girls cosplaying as the cute Japanese monster, practically begging for attention. Players are puzzled when their Poké Balls are ineffective against these hot babes.

Feeling wanted is flattering for any girl, so they are willing to do almost anything, even fight each other in sexy Pokémon battles.

No one is missing Misty when there is much more mature Pokémon-related content walking down the streets. Guys at Niantic are worrying that these girls might put a stop to the craze, and ruin their profits.

Meeting a real life fantasy with Pikachu-size boobs can make you forget that Pokémon GO is life!

1. Victreebell

1. Victreebell

Victreebel is a carnivorous Pokémon based on the Nepenthes plant.

With an average diet consisting of bugs, it is not uncommon for small animals to end up in the menu. A Victreebel attracts prey by producing a scent similar to honey.

However, the girl cosplaying Victreebel has a different technique for attracting her favorite prey, Pokémon Go players. Revealing that perfectly-shaped front-package will act as a beacon for all male Pokémon enthusiasts.

2. Bellossom

2. Bellossom

This sexy cosplay is inspired again by a Pokémon derived from a plant. 

Bellossom can rotate its petals to maximize sunlight absorption. This Pokémon is a peaceful and friendly one, although it can become aggressive if it senses danger. Bellossom Pokémons live together in groups, and they particularly enjoy dancing.

This girl certainly made a smart decision with her costume. Her personality matches that of Bellossoom, and we can bet she likes to dance with her girlfriends.

The close resemblances confused quite a bunch of Pokémon hunters from the neighborhood, at least until her dad got mad and grounded her forever.

3. Blastoise

3. Blastoise

You should not expect to find Blastoise everywhere. 

This Pokémon lives only nearby water bodies. The name gives a clear hint that we are dealing with a tortoise capable of blasting things around. For those of you lacking basic Pokémon knowledge, Blastoise is the final evolution of Squirtle.

Cosplay works in many ways. The girls in the photo took this pass time activity and turned it into art. With an impressive body, a well-designed costume, and a skilled photographer, all ingredients are there to make Pokémon Go players rub their eyes in disbelief.

4. Greninja

4. Greninja

The Greninja, also known as the Ninja Pokémon, is the final evolved form of Froakie. 

We would like to give you more detail about this great Pokémon, but we tend to believe that this would bore professional players.

We are here to talk about sexy girls dressing us Pokémon, and this girl did a great job with her Greninja costume. Even the water background is carefully studied, as this Pokémon has a signature move during which water gets compressed.

5. Jessie

5. Jessie

For those readers who are new to the Pokémon universe, this cosplay might be surprising.

That R can easily come from R-rated content. Judging by those exposed curves, that label can fit quite well.

However, this attractive girl is attempting to catch the attention of Pokémon players by dressing up as Jessie from Team Rocket. Together with James and Meowth, they form a formidable trio, serving the only purpose of stealing Pokémon from their owners and using them for profit.

6. Pikachu

6. Pikachu

Pikachu is one of the most well-known types of Pokémon, largely because a Pikachu is a central character in the Pokémon anime series. 

Even those who keep themselves far from the reach of the phenomenon know who Pikachu is and how he looks. Last time we checked, Japan failed to elect a Pikachu as its Prime Minister, but there is still time for that to happen.

For the girl in the photo, the choice was a no-brainer. Instead of losing precious time to explain everyone what rare form of Pokémon she is, she went for the simplest of costume. A Pikachu will always attract enough attention, and that body deserves it.

7. Misty

7. Misty

If Misty is your childhood crush, we offer you a different version of her. 

This girl had little trouble with the costume, as her body is doing most of the hard work. Of course, fitting those tight jeans was the real challenge, and we want to see a photo taken from the back.

Although she has a Poké Ball in her hand, don’t expect this cosplayer to teach you how to catch Pokémon. She is there for another reason, and you should choose her.

8. Charizard

8. Charizard

Charizard, known as Lizardon in Japan, is probably the most popular Pokémon after Pikachu.

Being the evolved form of Charmeleon and Charmander, it resembles a dragon. Charizard uses Fire when fighting other Pokémon.

There are reports of Pokémon Go players attempting to catch this girl who cosplayed Charizard so well. We don’t know what makes her so good-looking, but we think it has something to do with that bright orange color.

This sexiness is too much to handle, and it isn’t even her final form. Seeing this Charizard naked would make forget about Pokémon Go altogether.

9. Houndoom

9. Houndoom

Although some fans claim that this the worse ever name for a Pokémon, they have to admit it is a powerful and important one.

Houndoom live in packs and are quite aggressive. Their bodies are filled with a flammable substance which ignites the moment it is released, making fire the primary weapon for a Houndoom.

We have to say that this cosplay is a bit exaggerated. Chasing this girl will make you wonder if you are on your way towards paradise, or on the highway to hell. Those horns give a double standard to the “look me in the eyes” problem, most sexy girls face.

Of course, some of you might get aroused in a unique way by this cosplay. We will not judge you!

10. Misty

10. Misty

Misty is one of the easiest cosplays to do, and it is not a surprise that many girls attempt to capture Pokémon Go players in this way. 

All you need is a pair of well fitted booty-revealing short jeans, a yellow blouse, and some red suspenders.

With all those tattoos on her sexy body, this girl looks like a sophisticated version of Misty, one that caught too many Pokémon in her younger years.

We all know how much sexual tension was between Ash and Misty all along the Pokémon animated series. Seeing a red cap in the distance would make her lose her mind instantly.

11. Pikachu

11. Pikachu

This girl focused more on the character in hand than on the costume itself. 

The yellow color and the hoodie are enough to inform Pokémon Go players that she is a Pikachu. To make things better, she added a bit of shyness, a very common trait for the Pikachu species.

The revealing costume makes talking with this Pikachu a bit difficult. It is evident that she wants to attract attention with those goodies up for grabs.

But at the same time, she will insist that you look her in the eyes when talking. That means putting the phone down, and resuming your hunt another time.

12. Meowth

12. Meowth

We can all agree that this girl playing Meowth is simply adorable.

With no notable goodies to catch your attention, those two eyes will receive all the attention they need. And they will reach deep down into your soul, making you forget that Pokémon Go is life and that you were supposed to go out with the gang and play.

If you lack practical knowledge about Pokémon, we will tell you that Meowth is a central character in both the game and the anime.

Although he is part of Team Rocket (the bad guys), Pokémon fans love him because he is funny, and because he can contribute to the dialogue. The rest of the Pokémons are usually limited to saying their name all the time.

13. Slowking

13. Slowking

Slowking is the evolved version of Slowpoke, and it was made famous by his bone-like structure on the top of his head. 

It is funny to mention how religious persons tend to criticize Pokémon for promoting the concept of evolution. As far we know, they would want all Pokémon to exist from the start and no later development to be made possible.

We will leave beside this claim and focus on this gorgeous cosplay. Pink made this Pokémon character an easy and obvious choice. Seeing this beautiful lady rest in the sun, after a hard day of cosplay modeling, fooled quite a lot of Pokémon Go players who were wandering around.

14. Umbreon

14. Umbreon

Umbreon, also known as the Moonlight Pokémon, is based on Japanese mythology, from where it takes the symbol of the moon rabbit. 

Umbreon is a defensive Pokémon, which tends to annoy most Pokémon Go players.

Focusing on the girl doing the Umbreon cosplay, we have to admit we identified a flaw. Umbreons are usually active during the night and reside in the dark, thick forests. This depiction here is a bit inaccurate, and we bet the photographer insisted on it.

Looking for computer generated Pokémon to find this sexy babe instead will make you believe again that God is a gamer.

15. Vaporeon

15. Vaporeon

You would need to get close to a source of water to hope to see a Vaporeon. 

Also known as the Bubble Jet Pokémon, it evolves from Eevee, under the effect of the Water Stone. Vaporeons were used for centuries by Japanese people to predict the weather. When Vaporeon’s fins begin to vibrate, it is said to be a sign that rain will come within a few hours.

This is by far the sexiest Pokémon cosplay, and you don’t have to be a Pokémon Go enthusiast to agree with that. Unfortunately, she is immune to Poké Balls.

The only way of catching this beauty is by talking to her and whispering the lies she wants to hear.

16. Ash Ketchum

16. Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum is the original Pokémon player, and all folks wandering with their eyes in their smartphones have the dream of becoming one day like him.

Catching Pokémon all day long can be a very exhausting activity, as this girl pointed out very well with her cosplay. She looks like she could use some good hours of sleep.

The only question on our mind is “what happened with Pikachu?” The cosplay is incomplete for a good reason, and we wonder if she would choose us.

Our ethical department is asking us if we are sure this girl is over 18. Although she looks slim enough to be younger, that front package is undeniably belonging to a fully grown woman.

17. Oshawott

17. Oshawott

Oshawott is a rather unevolved type of Pokémon, with its later versions being Dewott and Samurott.

We are talking again about a water-based Pokémon, one inspired by the sea otter. In the anime series, Oshawott is owned by main character Ash Ketchum.

Returning to real life action, reports of girls using Oshawott costumes to lure Pokémon Go players into their arms begin to appear. With the whole concept of Pokémon evolving from one form to another, we will tell you the truth.

Her final form is a grumpy old lady that will tell you to stop playing Pokémon Go or whatever game might be trending in 2060.

18. Misty

18. Misty

We admit to being completely obsessed with Misty. We find this cosplay so attractive that we decided to feature her again.

This picture already outraged Niantic staff, as all their efforts of improving Pokémon Go failed to enroll new players. Pokémon Go players all over the world are facing their biggest threat to date. No, we are not talking about Team Rocket becoming more efficient in their efforts to stop them.

Sexy girls as cosplaying as Pokémon and last time we checked this proved to be better than Tinder. Having a Pikachu girlfriend certainly beats getting into trouble by playing Pokémon Go on the highway.

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