2. A Man Holds His Cock
Growing up on a farm might be the best thing ever. Wrong!
What you get is not just fresh air and delicious dairy products. Hillbillies like the one in the photo get their fair share of awkward family shots, most of them governed by an animal theme.
But you can forget about traditional companions. While city dwellers often settle for cats, dogs, and everything else you can find in the pet aisle of your local supermarket, little Joe is stuck with animals that are useful one way or another.
Why is this photo weird and even obnoxious? You can give it one of the dirtiest captions without flexing your brain muscles too much. The “young boy holding his cock” might offend some grammar Nazis, but it’s worth the risk.
Again, this not something to brag about on social media. The cool sweater and grown-up pants will never hide the fact that we raised another dysfunctional adult.
However, it is still possible to make far worse choices. Check out what’s next!