All children do stupid stuff, but most of them don’t end up on the first page or go viral on the Internet. Having famous parents entitles to 24/7 surveillance and having society’s finger pointing at you.
Prepare for a journey that will make your worst childhood blunders look like nothing. Drug possession, DUI, and even murder added a dose of infamy to the family names we worship.
1. Christian Brando
Christian Brando spent enough years in jail for manslaughter after killing the abusive boyfriend of his sister.
For those who do not know, Christian was one of the many children of Marlon Brando. Although the actor’s favorite, he remained a chapter in the family book to be forgotten.
Being the eldest of the Brando siblings made him overprotective. When sister Cheyenne complained about her boyfriend’s misbehavior, Christian took justice in his hands and shot him dead.
Charged with voluntary manslaughter, Christian served half of the ten years sentence. It does not end there! The unrighteous inheritor of the Brando name added drug abuse and domestic violence to his impressive record.
Like many spoiled celebs that do not have to worry about making a living, Christian found comfort in crystal meth and other damaging substances. The 49-years-old died after medical complications favored by drug abuse.
You must read about the next celeb kid! Another disgrace to the family that had a premature death.
2. Bobbi Kristina Brown
Bobbi Kristina was filmed while doing drugs. She died at the tender age of 22.
When your mother’s name is Whitney Houston, who cares about school or learning to be responsible in life. Bobbi Kristina Brown is the prototype of celeb child that gets in contact with the worst things possible.
It probably started with the reality show “Being Bobby Brown.” Teenagers already have their minds messed up for having to make so many choices. Put everything on screen and show it to the world and you get a one-way ticket for depression, drug abuse, and not fitting with the rest.
Bobbi’s official cause of death remained cardiac arrest induced by immersion and undetermined intoxication, although there are quite a few who suspect murder. “Krissy” was Whitney Houston’s sole inheritor.
With $115 million up for grabs following the death of the singer in 2012, everyone in the family was a legitimate suspect.
The next celeb offspring survived his acts but left someone else in a terrible condition.
3. Nick Hogan
Nick Hogan smashed his car while drunk and gifted his best friend with a permanent brain damage.
It seems that Hogan Doesn’t Know Best. Otherwise, he would have taught his son some simple rules about being a rebellious teen. Speeding while you are intoxicated doesn’t go well with driving without a license.
Nick’s reckless behavior landed him five months in jail. However, that is nothing compared to the damage suffered by the other passenger of the car. Less fortunate John Graziano remained with severe impairments and will need professional care for the rest of his life.
DUI is a felony for kids once compared to what the next celeb daughter did. Send the kids away! NSFW content is coming up!
4. Montana Fishburne
Montana Fishburne did it!
The daughter of Morpheus from Matrix (Laurence Fishburne) attempted to jumpstart her career and be something other than daddy’s girl. The 18-year-old made a failed bid to become a pornstar.
Yes, you heard right! Forget about the traditional interpretation of the blue pill – red pill scene in Matrix. In Montana’s eyes, the two meant something else – Viagra and birth control pills.
The sex tape released by Vivid didn’t skyrocket as expected. People have seen many celebs go hardcore before Montana. Even the kinky title “An A-List Daughter Makes Her XXX Debut” made few fans lose their minds about it.
As for Laurence Fishburne, you can imagine that he was not happy. The actor tried to in vain to stop the media from putting him and his daughter in the same bucket. When you share the last name, you are in for the full roast.
The next celeb brought incredible shame to one of the most distinguished and fruitful lineages of Hollywood actors. Check it out!
5. Cameron Douglas
Cameron Douglas relationship with drugs went beyond the usual you expect from young, restless, and spoiled celeb children.
The son of Michael Douglas and grandson of Kirk Douglas was caught dealing drugs on many occasion, and even from inside prison walls. Cameron spent a total of seven years behind bars, of which two and a half in solitary confinement.
In an act able to warm anyone’s heart, Michael Douglas called himself a “bad father” and assumed full responsibility for his son’s erratic and dangerous behavior. The star of “Basic Instinct” went on to consider the prison years a good thing, as Cameron “was going to be dead or somebody was gonna kill him.”
You will be relieved to know that things are starting to straighten up for this sick celeb child. Douglas made the transition from prison to a halfway house in 2016 and reports are encouraging. Cameron even plans to write a book about his incredible experiences.
When daddy gives you all, there is always a way for you to screw things and make a mess. You must see what the next celeb offspring did!
6. Marcus Jordan
Marcus Jordan didn’t grow up to match his father talent on the court.
The son of Michael Jordan first made headlines in a negative way after being arrested for disorderly conduct and obstructing the law enforcers. His drunken quarrel with two women brought him not only the mugshot but also the etiquette of one of the least chivalrous celeb son.
To make matter even worse for the Jordans, the 26-year-old accidently tweeted pictures of his penis. Come on! How hard can it be to use a smartphone and send this kind of dirty pics in a private message? Everyone knows how to be super careful with those!
The funny part is that although the son of the basketball legend deleted the post, some wise guys decided to re-tweet it, completely ruining his profile and reputation.
Don’t leave just yet! A vengeful celeb daughter planned to give an eye for an eye. Check it out!
7. Qubilah Shabazz
Qubilah plotted to kill Louis Farrakhan, the leader of the religious group Nation of Islam.
Doesn’t sound exciting? Maybe because you don’t know that Qubilah was the daughter of Malcolm X, the notorious African-American Muslim that made a name for his human rights activism.
Malcolm died shot by three members of the Nation of Islam. Qubilah was only four years old and witnessed the whole thing live. Technically, she did not disgrace her father, although many say her revenge plan was foolish.
Qubilah fell in love with the hired hitman who proved to be an undercover FBI agent.
Jackie Chan movies will never look the same once you get to know his son.
8. Jaycee Chan
Jaycee Chan served six months in jail on drug charges and ruined his father’s image.
China doesn’t take it lightly with drugs. The Communists have more strict laws than the West, which sometimes go as far as the death penalty. Jaycee Chan was arrested for marijuana possession and had to serve one year in jail.
Irony has it that Jackie Chan has been China’s anti-drug goodwill ambassador since 2009. The actor’s relationship with his son was always cold.
The fact that the martial artist did not use his wide-reaching influence comes to show that despite its slips, Chinese upbringing still has its high points.
The next child of a celeb will surprise no one. He is a train wreck, and all fans agree he has few years left in the bag.
9. Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen did all the possible horrible things and ended up one of the most hated celebs in Hollywood.
No, there is nothing wrong with the list. Charlie Sheen had a famous parent in the person of Martin Sheen. You’ll have to go back to the 1970s and watch movies like “Apocalypse Now” to get a sense of his magnitude.
Charlie became a disgrace not only to the family but the entire showbiz industry. The actor exited “Two And A Half Men” on the back door only to later reveal he is HIV-positive.
Charlie’s many rants proved everyone he is a misogynist, racist bastard, whose only purpose in life was to seek pleasures and give nothing good in return.
You will never believe what the next celeb kid to embarrass his legendary parent!
10. John Carter Cash
John Carter stripped down to his underwear in an airport after a hunting trip that probably was unsatisfying.
When you are the son of country legend Johnny Cash, the bar is too high for you ever to hope of reaching it. Yes, we could add that John Carter Cash is a singer, but his work is like a grain of sand when compared to the legacy left behind by ‘The Man In Black.’
It’s impossible to say what led to John’s breakdown. The official report issued by airport authority states that he was intoxicated and restless. Of course, it might just happen that the security check went a bit rough on him and did a full cavity search.
With no parents left (both Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash are dead), the troubled 46-year-old has a lot of half-siblings to embarrass with his chaotic behavior.
11. Caroline Giuliani
Caroline Giuliani was caught stuffing her jacket with makeup and got arrested for shoplifting.
You would expect something else from the daughter of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City that made fighting crime a priority of his term. Add the fact that Caroline was studying at Harvard at that time, and you get yourself one awkward situation.
Apparently, most celebs engage in shoplifting as a way of having fun. The $100 worth of makeup stolen from Sephora would not have made much of a difference for a girl raised like a princess.
The next case is very similar. Check out what another rebellious daughter did to upset her celeb family.
12. Theodora Richards
Theodora was caught doing graffiti on a convent wall while in possession of marijuana.
“I hope I don’t get into trouble for this.” These are the famous words the daughter of the Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard whispered while the police officers escorted her to the precinct.
The 31-year-old was busted in 2011. However, Theodora managed to escape with no jail time. The judge that ruled the case probably enjoyed too much “Sympathy for the Devil” during his rebellious years to dare upsetting Keith.
Rolling Stones members have a long history of stepping on the wrong side of the law. What Theodora Richards did was merely a rite of passage. We welcome her with all our hearts to do something way nastier.
As for the next celeb, she was for a long time the naughtiest girls in Hollywood.
13. Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie spent 82 minutes in jail, while pregnant, for DUI.
You will never believe how this restless child almost served four years behind bars. Richie was released early due to overcrowding in the jail system. A couple of minutes spent alongside some of the worst female criminals probably gave her the badly needed life-changing experience.
The adopted daughter of Lionel Richie had a bad run between 2002 and 2010. Most fans agree that having Paris Hilton as her BFF contributed to her chaotic life back.
“The Simple Life” star was for a long time a top-seeded celeb for kicking the bucket. Entering the freeway on the exit ramp and traveling in the opposite direction was one of the many stunts that could have brought her the Darwin Award.
Still not convinced money and fame spoil all celeb children? Check out the next incredible story that brought shame to the family.
14. Weston Cage
Weston Cage was arrested for domestic violence repeatedly and had to undergo rehab.
Nicolas Cage was never happy with the way his son Weston turned up. The 27-year-old could not imitate his father’s success and goes from one mediocre role to another just because he happens to wear the right last name.
Weston sought solace during his rebellious years as vocalist for the black metal band called Eyes Of Noctum. We don’t know the lyrics, but the music might have had something to do with the way little Cage turned up to be.
Weston Cage made headlines for all the wrong reasons. He was arrested multiple times for domestic violence, and tension marks all his relationships with women. Will this spoiled kid end up behind bars?
Like father, like son. He did exactly the same mistakes.
15. Indio Downey
Indio was caught with cocaine and was sent directly to rehab.
We should not rush and judge Indio. His father had a long history of substance abuse before he finally saw the light. It might be a long shot, but we believe that Robert Downey Jr. turning out like we know him was a matter of luck.
The ‘Avengers’ star was not shy to admit that Indio inherited the addiction gene from him. From our point of view, there are no good reasons that might explain the sideslip.
Downey is on of the best-paid actors in Hollywood, so it’s okay to assume nothing was missing from Indio’s life. God knows what drives them to complicate their lives so much.
The next celeb offspring did the most disgusting thing imaginable. Check it out!
16. Tracy Marrow, Jr.
Tracy was caught peeing outside a strip club and had to pay a hefty fine.
Let’s try to figure out what’s worse – a 19-year-old going to a strip club or letting it flow in public. It’s a tough one!
Again, we are puzzled by how celeb children end up in trouble. Give us that million of dollars as an allowance, and we would stay in the house all day long, eating pizza, and playing video games.
If you want more of Tracy Marrow, Jr., go watch “The Real Teens of Hollywood.”