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15 Dirty Jokes That Kids Cartoons Somehow Got Away With
Jun 25, 2016

15 Dirty Jokes Kid’s Cartoons Somehow Got Away With

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We all love dirty jokes, and TV programs include them on a constant basis. However, when cartoons intended for children do the same thing, things get awkward.

Seeing your first piece of reference to adult content was indeed something memorable. Next thing you know, you were asking your parents to tell you how babies are made.

1. Justice League

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Who said cartoons based on superheroes need to be filled only with violence and the constant struggle between the evil and the good?

There is always some room left for carefully elaborated and very insightful jokes. Take this one. It is so good you can swear we took it from a sitcom like Seinfeld, and just added to the right cartoon frame.

We all love Flash, and he is indeed the fastest man on the planet after Usain Bolt, but in this series of Justice League, he always ended up being the preferred target for ironies.

Hawkgirl scored here, but the joke was too much for the young audience of the show.

2. Hey Arnold!

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Many of us grew up with Arnold and his friends as constant companions on TV.

Although the show was intended for kids, the producers obviously got bored exploring the same topics over and over again and decided to introduce some Easter Eggs from time to time.

Censorship was loose back in the days, and you would never see such reference on daytime shows. We can only hope children did not use “Hey Arnold!” to make their first contact with sexual education.

3. Dexter’s Laboratory

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Dexter’s Laboratory can be considered a visionary cartoon, which foresaw with high accuracy the current dependency on technology.

However, a lot has changed since they time this aired on Cartoon Network. Geeks are no longer teased and bullied, and they end up ruling the world.

Producers targeted a wider audience with “Dexter’s Laboratory,” and we can only image the questions created in the minds of young ones after seeing this scene.

Dad’s Trophy joke probably triggered “the talk” sooner than parents anticipated.

4. Rocko’s Modern Life

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Some might argue that we are too obsessed with dirty jokes and that we tend to see them everywhere. 

However, the term “doggy-style” has a unique reference and using it in a show for kids is too much. We can bet the scenes which followed had potential to end up on our list, but for us, this is enough.

“Rocko’s Modern Life” was indeed a bit too modern at some points, as kids nowadays make contact with adult themes much earlier than before.

5. Not Since Woodstock!

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Some jokes are bad not because they include something dirty, but mostly because they can negatively influence behavior.

Seeing Grandpa Phil remember Woodstock makes every teenager eager to reach the legal age for drinking. With so many summer festivals to choose from, God knows where this generation is heading.

We all know too well what happens when all ties are cut loose at open-air concerts. Woodstock was never about peace and love, and its modern equivalents like Coachella always put some rookies in hospitals, mostly due to alcohol poisoning.

With all the harm done, they could have shown Arnold with tattoos and other bad habits, and obtain a similar negative influence on the audience.

6. Sponge Bob

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Dropping the soap is one of the most iconic lines in TV history.

Every adult with enough antennas in popular culture knows what it means. But is this reference appropriate for kids?

We can only hope they don’t take it as a joke and don’t walk the extra mile to ask their parents to explain what it means.

You are going to see other dirty references in our list taken from Sponge Bob, proof that the show is combining entertainment techniques targeting a multi-layered audience.

7. Rugrats

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Last time we checked, Rugrats was a show for kids, with easy to understand lines and references young minds have no trouble processing.

However, looking at the above screenshot, it is clear that the producers were always pushing the limit with their jokes.

A real edition of Lonely Space Vixens might be something we will have available shortly. As space exploration is far from abandoning the search for other life forms, we have all the reasons to believe that their females should also be sexually appealing.

Space adult content might just be the next big thing in the industry.

8. Sponge Bob

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Again, we analyze the genius minds behind the Sponge Bob phenomenon. 

This dirty joke is as intelligent as it can get, and the producers washed their hands from any responsibility. Wearing the underwear on the head, with the nose pointing up, might be funny for very young ones, but others we will see the intended parallel.

Sponge Bob promotes the idea that there is no shame in having a spontaneous erection and showing it to anyone who might be around. Not exactly the message to send across.

It is a mystery how they allow such things to pass content review.

9. Rocko’s Modern Life

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You’ve seen a similar joke before on our list, but the context here is indeed a hilarious one.

Getting yourself stuck with a job you hate (operating the merry-go-round for kids) certainly is a bitter way to live your life.

Spoiling your eyes with some naked babes is the highlight of the day for this slug, as he seems to pay little respect to the safety and well-being of those going for a ride.

We are sure that someone out there on the Internet took the joke from the hands of producers and developed it into something more complex. We don’t encourage you to search, but it is almost guaranteed to find a copy of the first and only edition of Playslug. Just remember that slugs are hermaphrodites before developing a fetish on this.

10. Dexter’s Laboratory

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Some dirty jokes can be spotted only by taking a scene out of its context.

That’s the way producers chose to hide their gems, and it takes a well-trained eye to make the most out of them. The couple focuses on a pair of balls, and all the right ingredient are there.

The woman is amazed, while the man closes its eye with a sense of pride and self-satisfaction. We don’t remember what happened next, but it is more than obvious they went too far with this one.

11. Sponge Bob

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Masturbation is a theme to be reserved for those kids passing a certain age.

Last time we checked, Sponge Bob was appropriate for children of all ages, so this joke is too much for young minds to handle. Of course, sea porn looks like nothing in our eyes, but the sponge was certainly excited and ready for action.

An immediate reaction to change the channel was not enough for the sponge to avoid giving others a glimpse of his bad habits. We can only hope that Gary was gracious enough to steer the conversation away from the embarassing topic.

12. Dexter’s Laboratory

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We return to Dexter’s Laboratory, just in time to see Dexter pay for his first woman. 

He certainly has a good taste and the $50 extra for dancing shows us that he goes for a premium.

Switching back on our critical mind, this is too much for kids to see and parents surely had severe difficulties explaining what is happening in this scene. Buying your way into sexy time is not a lesson we want to teach our children.

Producers received thousands of complaint letters after this particular episode, and some say it speeded up the decision to take the show off air.

13. Cow and Chicken

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Cow and Chicken was one of the sickest and twisted cartoon we ever had the chance to see.

We are sure that they had included something worse, but we had limited time to review its many episodes.

No, the cow was no preparing to star in the adult industries. She was just giving a sample to the milk-doctor for parameter analysis. However, the face of the doctor is as disturbing as it can get.

Dirty minds will quickly see this as the perfect starting point for great adult content.

14. Powerpuff Girls

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The “Powerpuff Girls” was one of our favorite Cartoon Network series and we are somehow sad to include it on our list.

Making its way at #14, this scene between the Mayor and Miss Bellum is as steamy as it can get. You can bet all your money it is not about sharpening pens, but about something more romantic.

Kids were unaware of the hidden implications, although some asked their parents why the Mayor needed help to find the whole and sharpen its pencil.

15. Rugrats

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We are going to end the list with one of the dirtiest jokes ever made in the history of cartoons.

The topic of circumcision is a delicate once, but the scene can also go as far as promoting transgenderism. Parents had a tough day trying to explain this, and all kids looked inside their underpants in an attempt to understand the joke.

They should cut another cord, the TV cable if more of this content gets released. It is true that our generation is more eager to learn, but kids should stay away from disturbing things, at least when they are young.

 

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