Now that Rio 2016 is over, it is time to look back at earlier editions of the Olympic Games when stranger sports where on the menu.
Unfortunately for us, the Olympic Committee worked hard to eliminate any source of amusement, leaving us with games we all know and get bored seeing year after year.
As far as we can see, the first editions of the Olympic Games were rather experimental. Dangerous, bloody, or plain silly, it is impossible for us to understand why someone would give medals for winners in bizarre sports.
With golf back in the Olympic family, we can also hope the guys at the CIO understand the importance of traditions and nostalgia. What better way to symbolize the longevity and success of the Olympic spirit than by bringing back an old flame.
The Tug-of-War might sound as the kind of game you played during summer camp, but it managed to be present at the Olympic Games from 1900 to 1920.
Eight man were pulling the rope on each side and victory was awarded to those able to drag the other team six feet from the start position.
The United Kingdom was particularly successful at this past Olympic event, and British athletes won two golds and one silver medal.
Tug-of-War is notorious for producing funny slips and for making men’s hands look suspicious. Do you regret missing the chance to see this on your flat Ultra HD TV?
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2. Club Swinging
The 1904 St. Louis edition of the Olympic Games was a bit controversial, but not because club swinging was among the sports.
The wooden club is the modern version of the club our ancestors used to settle cave feuds. At this point, you are probably eager to know the rules of games. Contrary to a popular myth (most likely influenced by circus acts), the clubs were not thrown in the air but swung in a way that would impress the judges.
A small version of the sport survived in rhythmic gymnastics, although the clubs are much smaller and lighter, fitted for the small bodies of prepubescent gymnasts.
3. Pigeon Shooting
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Tokyo 2020 has all the chances of bringing something creepy on the table. Japan is notorious for its strange obsession with marine creatures, and we might see some live targets again in the shooting sports.
Paris 1900 was the last and only time when living marks were added to the shooting competition to make it more realistic. While competitors typically shot flying plastic disk, Paris organizers thought this was an excellent opportunity to get rid of some of the “flying rats.”
Of course, this was not the only time when pigeons were killed at the Olympic Games. Lighting the torch in Seoul 1988 roasted hundreds of birds that were released earlier in the ceremony.
Pankration is one of the oldest sports in history, and it was the highlight of the Ancient version of the Olympic games.
The unusual competition was introduced in 648 BC, and MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) is the closest thing we now have today.
Pankration was great because few rules limited the moves of the competitor. Basically, with the exception of biting and gouging out the opponent eyes, everything else was allowed.
The athletes used techniques from boxing, wrestling, and any other sport that requires physical violence. Just to make things even better for the audience, athletes were competing naked and covered in olive oil.
The modern revival of the Olympic Games rejected the Pankration because of its violent nature.
5. Horse Long Jump
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Back in the days, horses were good at almost anything imaginable. You could consider them the equivalent of modern-day cars.
Horse Long Jump might sound dangerous, and it really was. There were not few the occasion in which the rider or the animal ended up with serious injury.
The lame fact about Horse Long Jump is that the OR (Olympic Record) set by men on horses is weaker than the one scored by men alone.
6. Solo Synchronized Swimming
Believe it or not, the guys that get to decide what sports are fitted for the Olympic games included Solo Synchronized Swimming.
It happened at Los Angeles 1984, Seoul 1986, and Barcelona 1992, before a wise guy finally put a knife through it, and showed everyone else that stupid sports are gradually ruining the entire competition.
From our point of view, the name of the sport itself contains a grammatical aberration. As we watched a couple of swimmers perform, we also agree it is silly. The goal is to be in sync with the music that is playing, making the performance incredibly hard to judge.
The current version of the sport involves an entire team of swimmers and people get to synchronize with someone else.
7. Obstacle Course Swimming
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You probably know the crazy Japanese obstacle course game shows were people fall on wet logs and everything.
Well, something similar (of course, keeping proportions) was once on the Olympic agenda.
Called the 200m Obstacle Race – Swimming, it was a combination of actions more suited for a sailor than a swimmer. Climbing over a pole, scrambling over a row of boats, and then swimming under another row of boats certainly looked odd for people used with more straightforward events.
You will be disappointed to know that the Summer Olympics held in Paris 1900 was the only time such an event was featured. No funny video for you!
8. Tandem Cycling
Tandem Cycling is one Olympic event that was discontinued.
Its glory days span between the 1908 and the 1972 editions. The image we included has nothing to do with the Olympic event, as only two riders were allowed. This was actually an attempt to establish a world record for most riders on the same bike, although we are pretty sure the record did not survive in our crazy times.
It is important to know that tandem cycling has a series of particularities that makes it one of the most fascinating sports that used to be in the Olympics. It is a well-known fact that tandem cyclist can ride a bike much faster than solo.
Tactics are also important, as team mates take turns to rest or sprint.
9. Dueling Pistols
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Firing lethal weapons sounds more like a Hollywood movie depicting the Wild West than an Olympic sport.
However, pistol dueling actually managed to make an appearance in 1906. If you are confused about the year, we will tell you that this was an unofficial edition of the Olympic Games called the Intercalated Games. It helps to know that all the medals won in 1906 are not recognized by International Olympic Committee (IOC).
Pistol dueling might disappoint you because men were not shooting at each other. Instead, plaster dummies dressed to fool the eye were being used.
As a random fact, a poll that tried to establish which are the most popular sports people want to see back on the Olympic circuit found out that pistol dueling tops the list.
We can only hope IOC will learn to listen to the public and bring back a bit of that antebellum thirst for violence.
10. Rope Climb
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You will be surprised to know that rope climb was an Olympic event in the first editions.
We do not know what went wrong at the 1932 Los Angeles Summer Olympics, but the practice was discontinued.
The goal of the sport is to reach the top of the rope first. However, in some editions, the style of climbing was also considered.
One memorable moment of rope climbing as an Olympic sport happened in St. Louis 1904, when U.S. gymnast George Eyser won gold despite having the disadvantage of a wooden leg.
Rope Climb remained only as a type of military training, and there is no chance to see a comeback in the Olympic family. Other more prestigious sports are waiting in line.